Every now and then, we suffer from this unbearable drowsiness when we're in the busiest state of mind. Let's face it, we all experience when there are million files sitting on your desk for you to look at, ticking deadlines approaching every second, and your least favorite boss with fat belly and bold hair sniffing around and keep pestering you. What do we do? eye lids are the heaviest subject of all at the moment, and no matter how hard you try, they don't seem to have any more strength to curl themselves back up again. Here are what I do.
1. Go find a secure place you can meditate (?) for some good minutes. This is the best if you can afford, and its effectiveness guaranteed.
2. Prepare a bundle of can coffees or if your company has a coffee maker, constantly move your arse between your seat and the coffee maker. Now most importantly, drink them up as Homer Simpson drinks his beer, but avoid drooling if possible. In this case, be prepared for some shakiness on your limbs, b..zzzzziness on head, and insomniac nites.
3. Scribbling something on your journal. You may be astonished later for the unknown geniusness of yours that you haven't even acknowledged before. But don't expect too much, since most of them probably are just pieces of shit.
4. Annoy your colleagues, they will probably shake you up with their hidden artillery such as a poisonous acupuncture needles, toxic spits, or if you're lucky some extra volumn of work. Hallelujah!
5. Last but not least, go and bark at your boss. He/she will bless you with so many splendid things!
I hope you all have a wonderful day!
From Alexa with love.
